Post by Stachland on Jan 28, 2011 21:51:18 GMT -6
THE MOUSE THAT ROARED
TRANSCRIPTS OF THE STACHLAND-KIMET WAR
THE EGALITARIAN SOVIET REPUBLIC OF STACHLAND
Hello, Kimet! I’m sure your telegram inbox is full of invitations, but I’d like to ask you to give our region—The Flying Squadron—a closer look.
What makes The Flying Squadron unique? Quite a few things, as a matter of fact! Though we are a new region, both of our founders have years of NationStates experience, and are ready to help you through this difficulty, early era of your country’s history. We are active, communicative, and generally friendly. And, with The Flying Squadron, you have the chance to make a difference immediately, rather than waiting years to gain respect in a larger, more impersonal region.
Here, your voice matters to us. Our Regional Message Board and our forum are open, waiting for you. Want to voice an opinion on the latest World Assembly resolution? Go ahead—we’re already anxious to hear what you have to say. Want to immerse yourself in NationStates, deeper than the official site can provide? Our forum gives you that opportunity.
So, why not come and fly with us? Become a citizen—a pilot—in The Flying Squadron today!
THE HOLY EMPIRE OF KIMET
Although our country is small, the gods be with you! War I do declare!
THE EGALITARIAN SOVIET REPUBLIC OF STACHLAND
I apologize for my lack of understanding, but upon whom are you declaring war?
THE HOLY EMPIRE OF KIMET
Stachland! I declare war unto you, O Stachland!!!
THE EGALITARIAN SOVIET REPUBLIC OF STACHLAND
Oh, dear.
I apologize for whatever my nation did to warrant such drastic action. If there is any way we could resolve this diplomatically...
THE HOLY EMPIRE OF KIMET
Surrender your arms to me, and any of your followers as well. We want a one world government. Do you want to collapse like Egypt is right now? Probably not. -Overlord of the Holy Empire of Kimet
THE EGALITARIAN SOVIET REPUBLIC OF STACHLAND
It would be unwise for a nation of 592 million, such as mine, to submit to a nation of only five million, such as yours. In fact, your military would find it impossible to even reach Stachland—our aerial superiority would eliminate any assault force.
In the spirit of international brotherhood and understanding, I suggest a status quo ante bellum. We do not wish for any unnecessary loss of life.
THE HOLY EMPIRE OF KIMET
I have huge allies! Thanks to our underground Illuminati, you don't know really how much nations are against yours, may the gods have mercy!!!
THE EGALITARIAN SOVIET REPUBLIC OF STACHLAND
If any attack were to come, the other nations of The Flying Squadron would come to the aid of Stachland. And even if that were to fail, the World Assembly would not tolerate such an unwarranted violation of my nation's sovereignty. Your invasion would be defeated within hours.
THE HOLY EMPIRE OF KIMET
3/4 of every single nation is of the Illuminati, if ask any one they'll reject being apartof it because it's a secret society, our goal is to surrender the rest of the nations, which is not that much thanks to Our Illuminati!!
THE EGALITARIAN SOVIET REPUBLIC OF STACHLAND
If they reject being part of the organization, how will you draw upon their support to fight against Stachland?
TRANSCRIPTS OF THE STACHLAND-KIMET WAR
THE EGALITARIAN SOVIET REPUBLIC OF STACHLAND
Hello, Kimet! I’m sure your telegram inbox is full of invitations, but I’d like to ask you to give our region—The Flying Squadron—a closer look.
What makes The Flying Squadron unique? Quite a few things, as a matter of fact! Though we are a new region, both of our founders have years of NationStates experience, and are ready to help you through this difficulty, early era of your country’s history. We are active, communicative, and generally friendly. And, with The Flying Squadron, you have the chance to make a difference immediately, rather than waiting years to gain respect in a larger, more impersonal region.
Here, your voice matters to us. Our Regional Message Board and our forum are open, waiting for you. Want to voice an opinion on the latest World Assembly resolution? Go ahead—we’re already anxious to hear what you have to say. Want to immerse yourself in NationStates, deeper than the official site can provide? Our forum gives you that opportunity.
So, why not come and fly with us? Become a citizen—a pilot—in The Flying Squadron today!
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THE HOLY EMPIRE OF KIMET
Although our country is small, the gods be with you! War I do declare!
* * * * * * * * * *
THE EGALITARIAN SOVIET REPUBLIC OF STACHLAND
I apologize for my lack of understanding, but upon whom are you declaring war?
* * * * * * * * * *
THE HOLY EMPIRE OF KIMET
Stachland! I declare war unto you, O Stachland!!!
* * * * * * * * * *
THE EGALITARIAN SOVIET REPUBLIC OF STACHLAND
Oh, dear.
I apologize for whatever my nation did to warrant such drastic action. If there is any way we could resolve this diplomatically...
* * * * * * * * * *
THE HOLY EMPIRE OF KIMET
Surrender your arms to me, and any of your followers as well. We want a one world government. Do you want to collapse like Egypt is right now? Probably not. -Overlord of the Holy Empire of Kimet
* * * * * * * * * *
THE EGALITARIAN SOVIET REPUBLIC OF STACHLAND
It would be unwise for a nation of 592 million, such as mine, to submit to a nation of only five million, such as yours. In fact, your military would find it impossible to even reach Stachland—our aerial superiority would eliminate any assault force.
In the spirit of international brotherhood and understanding, I suggest a status quo ante bellum. We do not wish for any unnecessary loss of life.
* * * * * * * * * *
THE HOLY EMPIRE OF KIMET
I have huge allies! Thanks to our underground Illuminati, you don't know really how much nations are against yours, may the gods have mercy!!!
* * * * * * * * * *
THE EGALITARIAN SOVIET REPUBLIC OF STACHLAND
If any attack were to come, the other nations of The Flying Squadron would come to the aid of Stachland. And even if that were to fail, the World Assembly would not tolerate such an unwarranted violation of my nation's sovereignty. Your invasion would be defeated within hours.
* * * * * * * * * *
THE HOLY EMPIRE OF KIMET
3/4 of every single nation is of the Illuminati, if ask any one they'll reject being apartof it because it's a secret society, our goal is to surrender the rest of the nations, which is not that much thanks to Our Illuminati!!
* * * * * * * * * *
THE EGALITARIAN SOVIET REPUBLIC OF STACHLAND
If they reject being part of the organization, how will you draw upon their support to fight against Stachland?
